forever:

time to shower and straighten my hair and shave my legs so i can stay at home tonight on tumblr

(via sniffing)

asian:

stop being cute if you’re not gonna like me back

(via fake-mermaid)

witchomo:

"I’m not gay…"

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"But I am bi"

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Lmao

(via symphonic-divide)

cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

(via symphonic-divide)