tips for lonely people

psyducked:

stop a ton of random people in the street and say “think of me when you poop” and they’ll be so shocked that they actually will think of you when they poop and you can rest in comfort knowing someone thought about you that day

(via generalbooty)

desmondkilometers:

do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”

(Source: antivanitas, via hotboyproblems)

kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡°_ ͡°)

(Source: pyonexe, via sniffing)

cooldadgang:

ripping out someone one’s headphones is the 8th deadly sin

(Source: deadtrash, via happiest)